What would actually happen if 479er met Tucker...
- Tucker: Are you from heaven? Cuz I always wanted to bone an angel.
- 479er: Hello there, tall teal and handsome.
- Tucker: I wanna know if this long sword of mine is just for show?
- 479er: You got a high pitched voice for a guy. Good. I love men who squeal.
- 479er: I'm glad you have a high pitched voice. I love men who aren't afraid to squeal.
- 479er: So you've fucked an alien? Did it bite? Because I do ;)
- Tucker: Did I just get out pickup lined?
- 479er: Do I get a prize if you did?
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